14 Ways to Answer— “How was Your Weekend?”

If I had a dollar for every time I was asked this question…

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1. My lawyer told me I don’t have to answer that question.
2. Can’t really complain. But I will still try.
3. So awesome that you were not there.
4. Pretty good. The doctor said I would live.
5. As compared to what?
6. My therapist said I shouldn’t discuss it with you.
7. I spent it wondering how you are doing.
8. What’s with all these questions? Are you a cop?
9. I don’t talk about weekends on weekdays.
10. Your attempt at social interaction to be polite is hereby acknowledged.
11. Would you pay me if I tell you?
12. I don’t think we’re there yet.
13. Mentally? Financially? Spiritually? Holistically? Metaphorically?
14. No!